PUT COLORS IN MY ASK:
kissmycigarettes: Red - I would fuck you. Deep Red - I would fuck you. Pink - I would fuck you. Yellow - I would fuck you. Peach - I would fuck you. Blue - I want to get to know you. Brown - I would fuck you. Green - I would fuck you. Black - I hate you. But I would fuck you. White - Delete your tumblr. after I fuck you Violet - Go die. After I fuck you
Admit it. You’re waiting for something you know...
Britain: Excuse Me
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Tumblr: Oh DEAR GOD I AM SO SORRY, EXCUSE ME. JESDGUS CHRIOHST.
fictional character: breathes
me: stop being so perfect
boys in fights: I hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.